So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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