just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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