Where are you?
In a non slutty way
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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