We won't sleep together?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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