He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Still dying that you shit outside
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
