Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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