her vagine was all disorganized.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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