I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Shame - the story of my life.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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