i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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