if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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