and you said cock pushups were impossible
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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