We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
