I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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