Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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