weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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