god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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