I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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