Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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