she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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