quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
