The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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