Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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