Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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