THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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