So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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