haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i barfeds in our rink
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
