Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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