i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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