This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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