then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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