what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize