just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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