Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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