Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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