I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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