You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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