there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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