Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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