Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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