Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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