I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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