Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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