in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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