i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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