GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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