I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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