I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Let's paint friendship bongs
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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