I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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