And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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