So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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