For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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