I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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