you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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