I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
