I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
